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顾名思义，140字内的作文竞赛。本来想翻译的，后来看了一下，觉得实在水平有限，不敢妄翻。给几个注释，大家自己看吧。

-第一名：

“Time travel works!” the note read. “However you can only travel to the past and one-way.” I recognized my own handwriting and felt a chill.

-第二名：

Tony was a snitch, so I wasn’t surprised when his torso turned up in the river. What did surprise me, though, was where they found his head.

-第三名：

When Gibson hit that homerun in the fall of eighty-eight, my old man had never been so happy. He hugged me for the first time. I was eleven.

-注释
snitch:告密者
torso:身体除去头，颈和四肢的部分。
old man:可以指老公/男友，或者父亲。


又，大家纷纷发了一些耳熟能详的中文超级短篇，以及一些我没见过的：

-师太故事1:

师太，你就从了老衲吧！

-师太故事2:

呔，秃驴，敢和贫道抢师太!

-师太故事3:

师太...你就饶了老衲吧

-著名话剧《马话疼》：

公马：疼么？
母马：疼……
公马：算了。
母马：别！

都是带颜色的，儿童不宜。还有更那个的，我就不贴了。

最后再贴一个经典六字小说，我觉得是一个非常令人心酸的故事：

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. －海明威

文字是个有趣的东西。饭否几时也来一个作文竞赛？不过140字的汉字容量可比140个英文字母大多了。